Ahem. Home at last, I said

Okay, so it's true that way back in March, we finally closed on a home purchase. But now it's mid-May, and last night we actually all slept in the house for the first time. See, we've been really busy as of late. I've had a bunch of business travel. And we're just now starting to realize that from March to June, there are a thousand different birthdays and anniversaries in our close family to celebrate. Plus, we wanted to replace the carpet in the home before move-in, and we wanted to drive screws through the floor boards before the carpet came in, and … well, you get the point.

But now, at long last, we can really say it—we're home.